waitress: can you just pass these waters down, so i don't have to walk around all retarded?
us: [blink blink]
we had some dirty silverware [you know, the usjjj]...
b: can we have some more silverware?
waitress: [looks around] well, it looks like everyone has some.
b: [for once, doesn't know what to say]
of course, the steakburgers [and chicken melt, ahem ahem] were totally worth it. once they came. it's really odd when the service is so slow at a place like that, because you can see the waitress... and the people making the food... so, i mean, what's taking so long?
oh, "usjjj" is how we're spelling the short form of "usual." just wanted to keep you all on the up-and-up.
overheard on the train today - "the man my mom was living with is a convicted felon. like, he's doing three to five. and it's a PROBLEM that i'm GAY?" i mean, good point.
you know who it's not a problem with? these kids.