quotations roundup.

"i'm telling you, i'm quitting. that's it. i'm talking to my boss right now. yes i am. yes i am yes i am yes i am yes i am. okay bye, call me when you get this message!"

- rachel, on the phone with monica.

i need more friends like this - the ones who can give me advice without even being there. 

surely all this is not without meaning.

- melville, moby-dick.

this is why i'm going to continue to stalk my english major friends on facebook. i really, really love this.