"we take this very serious."

grammar alert! [quoted by maureen dowd, who doesn't point it out because - she has already used every possible insult? it's too obvious to mention? she's trying subtlety for a change?]

As Palin’s spokeswoman, Meg Stapleton, says, “The world is literally her oyster.”

i'm going to go ahead and link to this wonkette commenter, but feel free to make your own snarky one-liners at your leisure.