m: yeah, the cookie monster eats vegetables now. he tells you about your five a day... he's all, "cookies are a sometimes treat!"
j: ahhhh, they should bring back the cigarette monster.
and, in the category of "signs you gchat too much":
e: how are you?
b: i think i need to be productive, actually.
e: oh! alright.
e: are you... mad at me?